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[–] itsathursday@lemmy.world 5 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Dude is in a relationship with a girl from Netherlands

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[–] Lumidaub@feddit.org 9 points 6 months ago (3 children)

Which dude and why is that important?

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[–] vodka@feddit.org 7 points 6 months ago*

Jake is the one with the Dutch girlfriend (she is also a top tier Olympic athlete)

As for why it's important? I guess they're trying to comment on an American with a foreign gf being a racist or something

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[–] orbituary@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 6 months ago (1 child)

MAGA

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[–] Lumidaub@feddit.org 2 points 6 months ago (1 child)

Huh?

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[–] orbituary@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 6 months ago (2 children)

The Paul brothers are asholes, all for America. What do you think the point of this post even is?

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[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 1 point 6 months ago

i think the broken jaw one is grifting maga right now.

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[–] Lumidaub@feddit.org 1 point 6 months ago (1 child)

I think we're on the same page but I still don't understand the relevance.

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[–] orbituary@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 6 months ago* (1 child)

Because MAGA is against non-Americans. They don't want foreigners here, and yet homeboy is dating a someone from the Netherlands.

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[–] Lumidaub@feddit.org 3 points 6 months ago (1 child)

Okay, I still don't know which homeboy/dude but I suppose I can take an educated guess.

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[–] orbituary@lemmy.dbzer0.com -1 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Are you a troll?

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[–] can@sh.itjust.works 2 points 6 months ago (1 child)

Where in this thread does it say which bro has the girlfriend?

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[–] Sylvartas@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 6 months ago (1 child)

From context I assumed it was the guy getting triggered by hearing spanish on tv

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[–] can@sh.itjust.works 3 points 6 months ago

Sure, but it was never explicit. And calling someone a troll for not knowing is weird.

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[–] Lumidaub@feddit.org 1 point 6 months ago

Because I don't keep up with the fucking Paul brothers? Sure.

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[–] Jhex@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago* (1 child)

she hot... dude be thirsty

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[–] Lumidaub@feddit.org 1 point 6 months ago (1 child)

Huh?

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[–] Jhex@lemmy.world 7 points 6 months ago (1 child)

you asked why that factoid was important... I tried to be funny by telling you that the girl one of these Paul idiots is dating is actually hot and OP brought it up because he is horny

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[–] Lumidaub@feddit.org 1 point 6 months ago

Oh. Okay that went over my head :)

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[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 1 point 6 months ago (1 child)

in a "influencer" relationship you mean.

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[–] itsathursday@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago

I was watching the olympics and the commentators said that maybe her 6million followers can help her over the line, and I’m like okay… then they showed a shot of that human punching bag and I’m like oh ok.

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