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Nope, not visiting that (thelemmy.club)
submitted 6 months ago by to c/science_memes@mander.xyz
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[–] 74 points 6 months ago (5 children)

Listen, dude: I’ve got a lot more concerts in my list before I get to your lame-ass party.

Would you have missed Metallica in Moscow for some party you assumed nobody would attend? Fuck no.

Now if you’ll excuse me I’m gonna go sell all your grandmothers some really strong modern weed to get into Hendrix, New Year’s Eve, 1969.

Can’t wait to hear Machine Gun live.

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  • [–] 29 points 6 months ago (3 children)

    lame-ass party

    Since the time traveler would be from the future, he'd have already known that nobody went to the party.

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  • [–] 8 points 6 months ago

    Or... isn't there the theory that time travel just creates an alternate world. but all timelines exist... so there's a second line where there's 50 people that brought their year 3000 band, and their instant ALS cure pod, partied with Hawking then arrested trump for his crimes before he could run for president.

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  • [–] 18 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    Would you have missed Metallica in Moscow for some party you assumed nobody would attend? Fuck no.

    Let's see... the egotistical pricks that sued anyone that wanted to like them... in an authoritarian shithole... or hanging out with Stephen Hawking...

    Tough choice. Can I convince Lars to sleep in the disaster bed? Or help them with arrangements so that songs that have about 1 minute of interesting music don't have 8 minutes worth of filler?

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  • [–] 11 points 6 months ago (2 children)

    My God... Is the fact that boomers think '60s weed was mind altering proof of time incursions from the dank future???

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  • [–] 5 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    I'd definitely go see Freddie at Live-aid at least a dozen times.

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  • [–] 7 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    Been there. Got like a dozen t shirts. Nobody on eBay thinks they’re real tho

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  • [–] 5 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    You can't bring the time travel souvenir back with you in the time machine. You've got to store it in a safe cave or storage unit or something so that it'll be at least plausibly aged by the time it reaches the future, even if surprisingly well-preserved.

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