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submitted 3 years ago* (last edited 3 years ago) by jeff@programming.dev to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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Help help! He's measuring my velocity!

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[–] pixxel@discuss.tchncs.de 11 points 3 years ago (2 children)

Love it, gonna send it to our scrum master tomorrow… wait that’s me.

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[–] marcos@lemmy.world 5 points 3 years ago (1 child)

Do you go around measuring people's velocity?

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[–] pixxel@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 3 years ago

I don’t. The company refuses to pay for a radar.

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