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French hospital treats man with shell up his rectum (www.ctvnews.ca)

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A hospital in Toulouse, southwest France, confirmed Sunday they had treated a man who was admitted with a shell lodged in his rectum -- after calling a bomb disposal team.

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[-] Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works 32 points 4 days ago

Ohhh, THAT type of shell.

I respect the man for not lying about it, at least.

[-] tal@lemmy.today 10 points 4 days ago

I think that if you show up at the hospital with a shell vanished up your rear, probably one way or another they're gonna figure out that there's a shell up there.

[-] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago

But what if you use the cli?

I'll be here all week

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