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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 23 points 7 months ago (4 children)

I mean the smell from the fact most things void their bowels upon death.

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[–] modus@lemmy.world 6 points 7 months ago (2 children)

That's just what big corporations want you to think. How many times have you witnessed this?

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[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago

big dave, but he's just voiding his bowels constantly so i wasn't sure

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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 points 7 months ago

In animals? Several times.

In a human? Only once. (only seen one human die)

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[–] Dozzi92@lemmy.world 6 points 7 months ago* (1 child)

Yeah I've seen a number of people recently deceased and I can't remember one having voided their bowels. This includes after I violently compressed their chest for like 15 minutes over and over to the tune of a hit '70s song.

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[–] jdr@lemmy.ml 3 points 7 months ago (1 child)

Sorry that happened to you

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[–] NannerBanner@literature.cafe 2 points 7 months ago

It's not so bad. There are several new songs that are easy to remember to 100 beats per minute.

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[–] python@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago (1 child)

I'd just volunteer my buttplug

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[+] jaennaet@sopuli.xyz 2 points 7 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

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[–] NannerBanner@literature.cafe 2 points 7 months ago

Just to echo dozzi, I've investigated quite a few deaths and had people die and we did cpr... I think I can only remember one that voided the bowels after death, and a few right before (old people die on the toilet surprisingly often).

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