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Programmer Humor

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submitted 7 months ago by cm0002@suppo.fi to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 26 points 7 months ago (2 children)

you missed the best part

AAAAHHHHRRRRGGGHHHHHHHAAAAAAAA! sweat pouring off balmer as his body goes into shock from the pain

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[–] a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world 8 points 7 months ago (1 child)

His mutant power is absorbing all of the cocaine in a 20 mi radius.

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[–] _stranger_@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago

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