Fortunately, the sheer unreadability of the "glowfic" format shields us from the horrors within.

Co-written by Kelsey Piper, onetime preteen fan of HPMOR who grew up to land a sweet Effective-Altruism “journalist” position at Vox based not on any actual journalism experience but rather on the strength of her rationalist tumblrblogging.

Oh jeez, like i have friends who'd write a bdsm d&d fic, but like really? Eugenics too, also everything about him is beyond cringe