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[-] merdaverse@lemmy.zip 9 points 1 week ago

The toilet analyzes your stool and automatically connects with your smart fridge and amazon account to automatically shop the ideal diet for you.

Of course, it's wrong only 90% of the time and sells all your data, but that's besides the point. It also requires a constant Internet connection and a subscription fee to flush the water.

this post was submitted on 27 Jan 2026
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