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[-] Damarcusart@hexbear.net 34 points 4 months ago

I love how these guys will always talk about how they will make god punish people for disagreeing with them. Pretty sure nothing got the big guy upstairs madder in the bible than when people started ordering him around and making demands of him.

[-] ReadFanon@hexbear.net 24 points 4 months ago

Counterpoint: have you ever considered that my dad could beat your dad up? (/s)

[-] Le_Wokisme@hexbear.net 14 points 4 months ago

don't be a kid and make fun of some guy for being bald

[-] Damarcusart@hexbear.net 14 points 4 months ago

I think that one was just coincidence. God had just installed his "summon the bears" button and was just looking for any excuse to try it out.

[-] Le_Wokisme@hexbear.net 3 points 4 months ago

when all you have is bears every problem looks like delicious honey

[-] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 3 points 4 months ago

all you have is bears

What are we? Some kind of…Hex bear?

[-] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 2 points 4 months ago

Like unironically it is why I don’t think if God is real, they’d be offended by “sky wizard” jokes. Because clearly they don’t worship an enlightened being, they worship themselves.

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