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[-] winkledinkle@sh.itjust.works 9 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

"If you choose not to be a business owner..."

"Accepting the conditions of your employer"

You can tell they want to say "I own you" so fucking badly.

[-] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

"i own you", they say
"i own a bottle of skatole", i say

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