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[–] 93 points 8 months ago (36 children)

It's not our fault French was made wrong.

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  • [–] 45 points 8 months ago* (27 children)

    One of my multilingual friends called English the mixed playdoh version of French and German.

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  • [–] 47 points 8 months ago (22 children)

    I hate it honestly. The french spent centuries ruling England and messing up our language just for the rest of the world to make fun of us for it as if it's our fault.

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  • [–] 64 points 8 months ago (19 children)

    "Wah, I'm the British, and I'm upset about being colonized" that's what you sound like

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  • [–] 28 points 8 months ago (10 children)

    I'm american but the romans and french taught them how to do it.

    And if anyone calls me british ever again there will be consequences

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  • [–] 10 points 8 months ago (8 children)

    Oh no, an american threatening consequences. What are you going to do, impose tariffs?

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  • [–] 3 points 8 months ago (6 children)

    I'll cry really hard and make you feel bad because your european empathy makes you supspecktable to emotional damage.

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  • [–] 1 point 8 months ago (5 children)

    TIL empathy is a European thing. All the more reason to move to Europe. Unfortunately, I'm american, so by your logic I'll just water my lawn with your tears...

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  • [–] 4 points 8 months ago (4 children)

    I think you're taking the shitposting too seriously.

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  • [–] 1 point 8 months ago (3 children)

    I think you're taking the shitposting too seriously.

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    I would pronounce that "colon-iced"

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    Nice business model. Silicone ice molds, sanitary and there's no risk of tearing during extraction.

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  • [–] 2 points 8 months ago (3 children)

    and there’s no risk of tearing during extraction.

    you can make something idiotproof, they'll then invent a bigger idiot.

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  • [–] 2 points 8 months ago (2 children)

    Just don't rip it out like you're starting a lawnmower, should be simple

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  • [–] 4 points 8 months ago (1 child)

    One time in high school, I dissociated so hard that I temporarily couldn't understand spoken English. Tbf, I did it intentionally just to see if I could (as nerds do when they're bored in gym class.) It was very interesting. English sounded like a softer German with French pronunciations, which tracks. I thought it sounded pleasant. I still want to know what non-Native English speakers think, but it was fun to listen to English "from the outside" for a few minutes.

    If you're curious,I was on the loud, busy bleachers with many other people. I decided to concentrate on the sounds I heard, and only on the sounds, without attempting to understand anything that was said. At some point it's like my comprehension disengaged and I was in a sea of meaningless chatter. It should be noted that I am neurodivergent, so perhaps it was easier for me to concentrate on pure sensory information? Who knows. I sure don't.

    If anybody else has had this experience, I'm curious what it was like for you, too.

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  • [–] 29 points 8 months ago* (6 children)

    it is your fault (collective, not individual) you didn’t change the spelling

    rendez-vous’s pronounciation is perfectly regular in french

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    Quick! Delete this before the Trump admin declares that the existence of loanwords is a war on the American Language®

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