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DND fulfills our deepest fantasies (thelemmy.club)
submitted 7 months ago by to c/rpgmemes@ttrpg.network
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[–] 50 points 7 months ago (3 children)

Player: I want to ask this road worker about their job.

GM: They tell you that they are perfectly happy with their job. They say they work short hours, get paid well and have a contract with very favourable terms that prevent them from being fired arbitrarily. All of their colleagues seem to feel the same way.

Player: Hm, what if they're lying?

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  • [–] 3 points 7 months ago

    Every time I see a “survey crew ahead” sign on road I have this mental image of driving with me head out the window yelling “ one a scale from one to ten: how acomadating do you feel your employer is with scheduling request- damnit I passed them… how am I supposed to do this going 60?!”

    Second off topic when I see the sign with a construction worker with a shovel I think “lazy protesters ahead. You got to hold the sign up!”

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