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‘Stop sending butt plugs to Bahrain’: Toronto sex store receives letters from U.S. Department of War (www.ctvnews.ca)

submitted 8 months ago by throws_lemy@reddthat.com to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] limelight79@lemmy.world 19 points 8 months ago (5 children)

I can already hear a new version of the Right Said Fred song.

"I'm too sexy for Bahrain Too sexy for Bahrain ..."

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[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 2 points 8 months ago (3 children)

unfortunately they are massive dickheads in real life.

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[–] limelight79@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Who? Right Said Fred?

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[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 2 points 8 months ago (1 child)

yeah. big Brexiters who've said some bigoted things

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[–] limelight79@lemmy.world 1 point 8 months ago

Did not know that. Thanks.

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[–] sparky@lemmy.federate.cc 2 points 8 months ago*

..too sexy to contain!

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