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[–] 181 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (6 children)

I have kidnapped a head of state, join me at my luxury resort for details

This is the kind of shit my prez in tropico would do

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  • [–] 53 points 8 months ago (5 children)

    The only difference right now between tropico and the us is the size of the country.

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  • [–] 38 points 8 months ago (3 children)

    Also Tropico isn't run by pedophiles.

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  • [–] 13 points 8 months ago (2 children)

    The Tropico president is also fuckable. Trump is only guillotinable.

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  • [–] 3 points 8 months ago (1 child)

    I wouldn't want to sully a beautiful guillotine with his viscera, just fucking shoot him in the back of the head and toss his corpse into the nearest hole to be devoured by insects.

    Actually, on second thought, forget the hole, we don't want to sully our beautiful insects with his viscera, just incinerate the corpse and toss the carbon ash into the nearest toxic waste dump.

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