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Bay Area homeowners are hiring a sword-wielding man to help them kick squatters out of empty properties: ‘The average squatter has no melee experience’ (www.independent.co.uk)
submitted 8 months ago by to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world
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[–] 21 points 8 months ago (1 child)

Home ownership is now a soulslike? I've been training for this my whole middle-aged life.

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  • [–] 1 point 8 months ago* (1 child)

    You will quickly find out how much humans suck at rolling.

    Also, "Parry this, filthy casual!" whips out a gun

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