▲ 552 ▼ Bay Area homeowners are hiring a sword-wielding man to help them kick squatters out of empty properties: ‘The average squatter has no melee experience’ (www.independent.co.uk) submitted 8 months ago by throws_lemy@reddthat.com to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world 179 comments fedilink hide all child comments
[–] Madison420@lemmy.world 14 points 8 months ago (2 children) It's gonna be really funny when dude gets charged with menacing and extortion. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] Bakkoda@lemmy.zip 11 points 8 months ago He's gonna meet a former mall ninja/disciple of the sword fedora wearing meth head and he gonna die. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Mirshe@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago (1 child) This might also count under assault, depending on state laws. Someone turns up at my door with a fucking sword, a gun, and a belt full of chemical weapons, I'm definitely going to feel like he's there to harm me, whether or not he says he is. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] ronl2k@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago TBF, the article never really describes exactly what the man does with all his equipment. We don't even know if he'll be the aggressor. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Bakkoda@lemmy.zip 11 points 8 months ago He's gonna meet a former mall ninja/disciple of the sword fedora wearing meth head and he gonna die. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Mirshe@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago (1 child) This might also count under assault, depending on state laws. Someone turns up at my door with a fucking sword, a gun, and a belt full of chemical weapons, I'm definitely going to feel like he's there to harm me, whether or not he says he is. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] ronl2k@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago TBF, the article never really describes exactly what the man does with all his equipment. We don't even know if he'll be the aggressor. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] ronl2k@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago TBF, the article never really describes exactly what the man does with all his equipment. We don't even know if he'll be the aggressor. permalink fedilink source parent