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Bay Area homeowners are hiring a sword-wielding man to help them kick squatters out of empty properties: ‘The average squatter has no melee experience’ (www.independent.co.uk)

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[–] fedupwithbureaucracy@lemmy.world 22 points 8 months ago*

Then I’ll train and purposely squat so that this stain can be humbled

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