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[–] FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 28 points 8 months ago (6 children)

A) it's not as romantic when you realize the tree really doesn't like this

B) I almost always have a knife on me (technically 3: 2 in one multitool and 1 in my other, smaller multitool)

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[–] janewaydidnothingwrong@lemmy.world 18 points 8 months ago (4 children)

I'm picturing the multitool having a smaller multitool as one of its tools

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[–] apex32@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago (2 children)

I thought I remembered The Simpsons doing this gag, but I found the scene, and it has a bunch of sub-tools, but no sub-multitool.

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[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago

Simpsons did... n't do it?

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[–] Eheran@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago

Hahaha nice.

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[–] burntbacon@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 8 months ago

I remember king of the hill having a small wd40 to open the lid of the big wd40, but I can't remember if they ever did the same with a multitool.

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[–] Scubus@sh.itjust.works 5 points 8 months ago

A) it's not as romantic when you realize the tree really doesn't like this

The heart is fertilizer, for compensation

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