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Why not add a wax figure of Kirk, wearing exactly what he wore that day?
Bonus: you could have another figure molded in pose of the moment when he was shot? "Yes, now you can experience Charlie's exact moment of martyrdom!"
And you know what? There would be a line.
Hook it up to a hose and squirt fans with blood through a hole in his neck!
AI slop isn't AI slopping for once
The face is way too proportional tho
We can fix that.
Oh man it could be like a gwar concert!
🤘
I commented almost the same thing before reading this 🤦.
shit, i might visit that
Gwar has taught me that people love being sprayed with blood.