Story Time!
I at one point had... or made ? ... an actual sex sandwich.
Gal I knew said she lost a slap-bet with a one armed friend of hers. Having only one arm, this arm was jacked. She did not want to be slapped.
(don't know if the bet was real, she may have just been very kinky and fancied me, but the one armed friend at least was real, lost an arm in an accident, I met him eventually)
The conditions of the bet were either accept a full force slap, or... have sex with someone, each of you slathered in peanut butter and jelly.
So of course, I did the moral thing and prevented a physical assault, lol.
Bought a cheap shower curtain, put it over my bed and uh... yep. PBnJ BJ, PBnJ licked off nipples, noses, ears... all in our hair... all over our bodies... and then the actual sex sandwich.
Didn't put PBnJ into her uh... cornhole... as that could have led to an infection of some kind, she figured. She uh, cleaned me off before the sandwich got fully pressed together.
Oh, and the bonus shower sex while cleaning off.
We set aside an entire Saturday for this, I had to map out all my roommates schedules so as to... minimize the chances of having to answer a knock at the door... entirely covered in pb and j.
Sadly, I guess, we were uh, too busy to take any pictures of this... but how's that for food related stuff you do or do not think you could be convinced to do?