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Crucial is shutting down — because Micron wants to sell its RAM and SSDs to AI companies instead (www.theverge.com)
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[–] 54 points 10 months ago (3 children)

First it was GPUs because crypto, then this. Wonder what useless thing the tech bros will cover up with in a few years!

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  • [–] 101 points 10 months ago* (1 child)

    Article in 2027:

    Keyboard prices soared this month, as tech giants pivoted from failed AI projects to employing hordes of monkeys typing randomly. One CEO was quoted as saying, “Just a few trillion more dollars, and I think our random typing model could reproduce the lost contents of the Library of Alexandria.”

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