▲ 1910 ▼ Zero Trust Architecture (lemmy.ml) submitted 9 months ago by cm0002@mander.xyz to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev 233 comments fedilink hide all child comments
[–] Sergio@lemmy.world 109 points 9 months ago (2 children) Simple solution: log the kid into your neighbor's wifi. permalink fedilink source hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] SSUPII@sopuli.xyz 95 points 9 months ago* (2 children) As an early teen my parents turned off the WiFi router at night and when not in use. I eventually found the neighbor had an exploitable WEP router from an Android app, and I used it to continue watching Minecraft and Happy Wheels videos on Youtube. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] BallShapedMan@lemmy.world 40 points 9 months ago (1 child) My son did this... permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] moonshadow@slrpnk.net 92 points 9 months ago (6 children) Congrats, pretty sure "mom took away my internet" is the primary entry point for IT professionals permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 12 child comments replies: [–] BallShapedMan@lemmy.world 43 points 9 months ago (1 child) Lol his reward was I retired from family tech support and gave the reins to him. He loved it at first but realized it for the curse it was within a few months. Hes given it back to me by refusing to call my parents back when they call asking for help. I'd ground him but he's an adult and my shenanigans don't mean much anymore 😂 permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 2 points 9 months ago :D great fam permalink fedilink source parent [–] SSUPII@sopuli.xyz 12 points 9 months ago (1 child) I was already really interested in computers myself. My own explosion of interest was a game called WarioWare: D.I.Y. that let you make minigames using a built-in editor. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] moonshadow@slrpnk.net 6 points 9 months ago (1 child) I'm old enough you have to replace "cracking neighbors wifi" with cloning our modem and "youtube" with funny pictures from irc homies, but same. Working around internet access restrictions was a milestone between fun things I could do with computers and how they really worked permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 3 points 9 months ago (1 child) What’s the modem clone about? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] moonshadow@slrpnk.net 9 points 9 months ago (1 child) They would unplug our isp provided modem and take it to bed with them, so I tracked down another one from the manufacturer and copied the eeprom from theirs onto it. It was a simpler time :p permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 2 points 9 months ago lol!! permalink fedilink source parent [–] cravl@slrpnk.net 10 points 9 months ago Similar situation: I legit taught myself how to use aircrack-ng when I was like 12 because I wanted to play Mario Kart on my grandma's Wii, but it needed internet to download an update, which she didn't have. However, the neighbor had a WEP-encrypted network, and I was staying the night. The rest is history. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Hudell@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 9 months ago For me it was my older brother (who owned the only computer in the house). He had very strict rules about what I could do on his PC but even then he would only leave his room unlocked once a week at most. This was before I even cared for internet so being offline was no big deal. When I was 13 I managed to talk my way into doing some chores for a neighborhood PC school in exchange for access to computers whenever there was some free spot in any of their classes. A couple years later they opened a Lan House so I worked there and could finally use PCs all day every day. One more year and I was already teaching programming classes there (well, trying to). permalink fedilink source parent [–] 4am@lemmy.zip 1 point 9 months ago I’m older, so my entry point was “I wanna make my OWN Marios” permalink fedilink source parent [–] Big_Boss_77@lemmynsfw.com 1 point 9 months ago Funny... it was the strippers on Duke Numke 3D for me... permalink fedilink source parent [–] mic_check_one_two@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 9 months ago Yeah, there’s the old “strict parents make sneaky kids” saying that is often very true. Parents who try to lock down their tech often find that kids will just bypass the tech entirely. Nothing is more singularly motivated than a 14 year old who wants to look at tits, and locking it down only encourages them to do shady shit like get a secret prepaid phone, or hack the neighbor’s WiFi. permalink fedilink source parent [–] TeamAssimilation@infosec.pub 5 points 9 months ago Not possible, neighbor implemented Negative Trust. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] SSUPII@sopuli.xyz 95 points 9 months ago* (2 children) As an early teen my parents turned off the WiFi router at night and when not in use. I eventually found the neighbor had an exploitable WEP router from an Android app, and I used it to continue watching Minecraft and Happy Wheels videos on Youtube. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] BallShapedMan@lemmy.world 40 points 9 months ago (1 child) My son did this... permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] moonshadow@slrpnk.net 92 points 9 months ago (6 children) Congrats, pretty sure "mom took away my internet" is the primary entry point for IT professionals permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 12 child comments replies: [–] BallShapedMan@lemmy.world 43 points 9 months ago (1 child) Lol his reward was I retired from family tech support and gave the reins to him. He loved it at first but realized it for the curse it was within a few months. Hes given it back to me by refusing to call my parents back when they call asking for help. I'd ground him but he's an adult and my shenanigans don't mean much anymore 😂 permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 2 points 9 months ago :D great fam permalink fedilink source parent [–] SSUPII@sopuli.xyz 12 points 9 months ago (1 child) I was already really interested in computers myself. My own explosion of interest was a game called WarioWare: D.I.Y. that let you make minigames using a built-in editor. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] moonshadow@slrpnk.net 6 points 9 months ago (1 child) I'm old enough you have to replace "cracking neighbors wifi" with cloning our modem and "youtube" with funny pictures from irc homies, but same. Working around internet access restrictions was a milestone between fun things I could do with computers and how they really worked permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 3 points 9 months ago (1 child) What’s the modem clone about? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] moonshadow@slrpnk.net 9 points 9 months ago (1 child) They would unplug our isp provided modem and take it to bed with them, so I tracked down another one from the manufacturer and copied the eeprom from theirs onto it. It was a simpler time :p permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 2 points 9 months ago lol!! permalink fedilink source parent [–] cravl@slrpnk.net 10 points 9 months ago Similar situation: I legit taught myself how to use aircrack-ng when I was like 12 because I wanted to play Mario Kart on my grandma's Wii, but it needed internet to download an update, which she didn't have. However, the neighbor had a WEP-encrypted network, and I was staying the night. The rest is history. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Hudell@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 9 months ago For me it was my older brother (who owned the only computer in the house). He had very strict rules about what I could do on his PC but even then he would only leave his room unlocked once a week at most. This was before I even cared for internet so being offline was no big deal. When I was 13 I managed to talk my way into doing some chores for a neighborhood PC school in exchange for access to computers whenever there was some free spot in any of their classes. A couple years later they opened a Lan House so I worked there and could finally use PCs all day every day. One more year and I was already teaching programming classes there (well, trying to). permalink fedilink source parent [–] 4am@lemmy.zip 1 point 9 months ago I’m older, so my entry point was “I wanna make my OWN Marios” permalink fedilink source parent [–] Big_Boss_77@lemmynsfw.com 1 point 9 months ago Funny... it was the strippers on Duke Numke 3D for me... permalink fedilink source parent [–] mic_check_one_two@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 9 months ago Yeah, there’s the old “strict parents make sneaky kids” saying that is often very true. Parents who try to lock down their tech often find that kids will just bypass the tech entirely. Nothing is more singularly motivated than a 14 year old who wants to look at tits, and locking it down only encourages them to do shady shit like get a secret prepaid phone, or hack the neighbor’s WiFi. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] BallShapedMan@lemmy.world 40 points 9 months ago (1 child) My son did this... permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] moonshadow@slrpnk.net 92 points 9 months ago (6 children) Congrats, pretty sure "mom took away my internet" is the primary entry point for IT professionals permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 12 child comments replies: [–] BallShapedMan@lemmy.world 43 points 9 months ago (1 child) Lol his reward was I retired from family tech support and gave the reins to him. He loved it at first but realized it for the curse it was within a few months. Hes given it back to me by refusing to call my parents back when they call asking for help. I'd ground him but he's an adult and my shenanigans don't mean much anymore 😂 permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 2 points 9 months ago :D great fam permalink fedilink source parent [–] SSUPII@sopuli.xyz 12 points 9 months ago (1 child) I was already really interested in computers myself. My own explosion of interest was a game called WarioWare: D.I.Y. that let you make minigames using a built-in editor. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] moonshadow@slrpnk.net 6 points 9 months ago (1 child) I'm old enough you have to replace "cracking neighbors wifi" with cloning our modem and "youtube" with funny pictures from irc homies, but same. Working around internet access restrictions was a milestone between fun things I could do with computers and how they really worked permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 3 points 9 months ago (1 child) What’s the modem clone about? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] moonshadow@slrpnk.net 9 points 9 months ago (1 child) They would unplug our isp provided modem and take it to bed with them, so I tracked down another one from the manufacturer and copied the eeprom from theirs onto it. It was a simpler time :p permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 2 points 9 months ago lol!! permalink fedilink source parent [–] cravl@slrpnk.net 10 points 9 months ago Similar situation: I legit taught myself how to use aircrack-ng when I was like 12 because I wanted to play Mario Kart on my grandma's Wii, but it needed internet to download an update, which she didn't have. However, the neighbor had a WEP-encrypted network, and I was staying the night. The rest is history. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Hudell@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 9 months ago For me it was my older brother (who owned the only computer in the house). He had very strict rules about what I could do on his PC but even then he would only leave his room unlocked once a week at most. This was before I even cared for internet so being offline was no big deal. When I was 13 I managed to talk my way into doing some chores for a neighborhood PC school in exchange for access to computers whenever there was some free spot in any of their classes. A couple years later they opened a Lan House so I worked there and could finally use PCs all day every day. One more year and I was already teaching programming classes there (well, trying to). permalink fedilink source parent [–] 4am@lemmy.zip 1 point 9 months ago I’m older, so my entry point was “I wanna make my OWN Marios” permalink fedilink source parent [–] Big_Boss_77@lemmynsfw.com 1 point 9 months ago Funny... it was the strippers on Duke Numke 3D for me... permalink fedilink source parent
[–] moonshadow@slrpnk.net 92 points 9 months ago (6 children) Congrats, pretty sure "mom took away my internet" is the primary entry point for IT professionals permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 12 child comments replies: [–] BallShapedMan@lemmy.world 43 points 9 months ago (1 child) Lol his reward was I retired from family tech support and gave the reins to him. He loved it at first but realized it for the curse it was within a few months. Hes given it back to me by refusing to call my parents back when they call asking for help. I'd ground him but he's an adult and my shenanigans don't mean much anymore 😂 permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 2 points 9 months ago :D great fam permalink fedilink source parent [–] SSUPII@sopuli.xyz 12 points 9 months ago (1 child) I was already really interested in computers myself. My own explosion of interest was a game called WarioWare: D.I.Y. that let you make minigames using a built-in editor. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] moonshadow@slrpnk.net 6 points 9 months ago (1 child) I'm old enough you have to replace "cracking neighbors wifi" with cloning our modem and "youtube" with funny pictures from irc homies, but same. Working around internet access restrictions was a milestone between fun things I could do with computers and how they really worked permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 3 points 9 months ago (1 child) What’s the modem clone about? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] moonshadow@slrpnk.net 9 points 9 months ago (1 child) They would unplug our isp provided modem and take it to bed with them, so I tracked down another one from the manufacturer and copied the eeprom from theirs onto it. It was a simpler time :p permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 2 points 9 months ago lol!! permalink fedilink source parent [–] cravl@slrpnk.net 10 points 9 months ago Similar situation: I legit taught myself how to use aircrack-ng when I was like 12 because I wanted to play Mario Kart on my grandma's Wii, but it needed internet to download an update, which she didn't have. However, the neighbor had a WEP-encrypted network, and I was staying the night. The rest is history. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Hudell@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 9 months ago For me it was my older brother (who owned the only computer in the house). He had very strict rules about what I could do on his PC but even then he would only leave his room unlocked once a week at most. This was before I even cared for internet so being offline was no big deal. When I was 13 I managed to talk my way into doing some chores for a neighborhood PC school in exchange for access to computers whenever there was some free spot in any of their classes. A couple years later they opened a Lan House so I worked there and could finally use PCs all day every day. One more year and I was already teaching programming classes there (well, trying to). permalink fedilink source parent [–] 4am@lemmy.zip 1 point 9 months ago I’m older, so my entry point was “I wanna make my OWN Marios” permalink fedilink source parent [–] Big_Boss_77@lemmynsfw.com 1 point 9 months ago Funny... it was the strippers on Duke Numke 3D for me... permalink fedilink source parent
[–] BallShapedMan@lemmy.world 43 points 9 months ago (1 child) Lol his reward was I retired from family tech support and gave the reins to him. He loved it at first but realized it for the curse it was within a few months. Hes given it back to me by refusing to call my parents back when they call asking for help. I'd ground him but he's an adult and my shenanigans don't mean much anymore 😂 permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 2 points 9 months ago :D great fam permalink fedilink source parent
[–] SSUPII@sopuli.xyz 12 points 9 months ago (1 child) I was already really interested in computers myself. My own explosion of interest was a game called WarioWare: D.I.Y. that let you make minigames using a built-in editor. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] moonshadow@slrpnk.net 6 points 9 months ago (1 child) I'm old enough you have to replace "cracking neighbors wifi" with cloning our modem and "youtube" with funny pictures from irc homies, but same. Working around internet access restrictions was a milestone between fun things I could do with computers and how they really worked permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 3 points 9 months ago (1 child) What’s the modem clone about? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] moonshadow@slrpnk.net 9 points 9 months ago (1 child) They would unplug our isp provided modem and take it to bed with them, so I tracked down another one from the manufacturer and copied the eeprom from theirs onto it. It was a simpler time :p permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 2 points 9 months ago lol!! permalink fedilink source parent
[–] moonshadow@slrpnk.net 6 points 9 months ago (1 child) I'm old enough you have to replace "cracking neighbors wifi" with cloning our modem and "youtube" with funny pictures from irc homies, but same. Working around internet access restrictions was a milestone between fun things I could do with computers and how they really worked permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 3 points 9 months ago (1 child) What’s the modem clone about? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] moonshadow@slrpnk.net 9 points 9 months ago (1 child) They would unplug our isp provided modem and take it to bed with them, so I tracked down another one from the manufacturer and copied the eeprom from theirs onto it. It was a simpler time :p permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 2 points 9 months ago lol!! permalink fedilink source parent
[–] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 3 points 9 months ago (1 child) What’s the modem clone about? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] moonshadow@slrpnk.net 9 points 9 months ago (1 child) They would unplug our isp provided modem and take it to bed with them, so I tracked down another one from the manufacturer and copied the eeprom from theirs onto it. It was a simpler time :p permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 2 points 9 months ago lol!! permalink fedilink source parent
[–] moonshadow@slrpnk.net 9 points 9 months ago (1 child) They would unplug our isp provided modem and take it to bed with them, so I tracked down another one from the manufacturer and copied the eeprom from theirs onto it. It was a simpler time :p permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 2 points 9 months ago lol!! permalink fedilink source parent
[–] cravl@slrpnk.net 10 points 9 months ago Similar situation: I legit taught myself how to use aircrack-ng when I was like 12 because I wanted to play Mario Kart on my grandma's Wii, but it needed internet to download an update, which she didn't have. However, the neighbor had a WEP-encrypted network, and I was staying the night. The rest is history. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Hudell@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 9 months ago For me it was my older brother (who owned the only computer in the house). He had very strict rules about what I could do on his PC but even then he would only leave his room unlocked once a week at most. This was before I even cared for internet so being offline was no big deal. When I was 13 I managed to talk my way into doing some chores for a neighborhood PC school in exchange for access to computers whenever there was some free spot in any of their classes. A couple years later they opened a Lan House so I worked there and could finally use PCs all day every day. One more year and I was already teaching programming classes there (well, trying to). permalink fedilink source parent
[–] 4am@lemmy.zip 1 point 9 months ago I’m older, so my entry point was “I wanna make my OWN Marios” permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Big_Boss_77@lemmynsfw.com 1 point 9 months ago Funny... it was the strippers on Duke Numke 3D for me... permalink fedilink source parent
[–] mic_check_one_two@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 9 months ago Yeah, there’s the old “strict parents make sneaky kids” saying that is often very true. Parents who try to lock down their tech often find that kids will just bypass the tech entirely. Nothing is more singularly motivated than a 14 year old who wants to look at tits, and locking it down only encourages them to do shady shit like get a secret prepaid phone, or hack the neighbor’s WiFi. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] TeamAssimilation@infosec.pub 5 points 9 months ago Not possible, neighbor implemented Negative Trust. permalink fedilink source parent