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[Outdated, please look at pinned post] Casual Conversation

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I always thought this was a fun topic. What power would you choose?

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (4 children)

Immunity to side effects. I can take any drug, and it only does the thing it is meant to do. 😀

[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 year ago

Swallowing pills is extremely difficult, and can only be roughed down with a semi chicken dance shuffle that involves hopping and takes 4 minutes too long for anyone noticing.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

Viagra no longer works. You can no longer get high off any opiod, just the painkilling effects. Cortisone no longer treats skin conditions. Breast cancer meds, HIV retrovirals, rogaine, most antidepressants, and you'd better stay tf away from blood thinners and valium

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

You get type 1 diabetes

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You have 10x the tolerance and nobody believes your immunity claims.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

"Bullshit, dude."

"I'll show you..." Downs an entire bottle of Viagra, maintains an erection for exactly 3 hours 59 minutes