Pop over to Michigan and they permanently revoke your license for a second DUI.

When you look at consumption rates it makes sense. Wisconsin is a powerhouse of drinking.

I’ll tell the IRS to screw off. I’ll hit a lawyers car for fun. I will not fuck with the tavern league of Wisconsin.

Or maybe she's one of those dimwits who likes to annoy judges by asking them if they are following maritime or common law, and assert that the court doesn't have jurisdiction over them, and that they're not travelling, and that nobody was personally harmed...

It's impressive just how careful judges tend to be with these nutcases, which I suppose is because it's so far outside the rules of court, that they tend to play too safe and end up vindicating the whole clown show...

It never pretended to be a sweet scene. It's basically just saying that wisconsinites are alcoholics.

Why not? Not a single person drove drunk that day

That's because they didn't include the part where she lands flat on her ass laughing when she realizes "this isn't even MY CAR you guys!"