Stop having fun! Everyone stop having fun immediately! You, child, put down that candy! You - what are you supposed to be? A sexy witch? Try a sexy kangaroo next time, trollop. No, everyone, stop! Stop laughing! Stop drinking! Stop meeting new people! Can't you see what the American capitalist imperialists are doing to you? Can't you see this is just a normal day in Australia? Be normal! Be bored! It's just another day! Stop it! Stop it stop it stop it!!!

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