▲ 271 ▼ Just use cURL (justuse.org) submitted 10 months ago by cm0002@lemmings.world to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev 59 comments fedilink hide all child comments
[–] Andromxda@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 10 months ago (4 children) This is beautiful. I'ma send this to my coworkers. permalink fedilink source hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] QuazarOmega@lemy.lol 3 points 10 months ago (3 children) With none other than... permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 3 child comments replies: [–] trk@aussie.zone 5 points 10 months ago (2 children) Outlook. In HTML format. With a giant signature that includes an embedded image. Also the image is a 2400px image that has been resized using width and height attributes. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] QuazarOmega@lemy.lol 1 point 10 months ago Oh lord, don't tell me it's also laid out with tables, too? 😭 permalink fedilink source parent [–] Andromxda@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 point 10 months ago Outlook. Thankfully Thunderbird, although most folks here just use the Roundcube web client. With a giant signature that includes an embedded image. They are auto-generated and enabled for everyone. Typical corporate bullshit I guess. Also the image is a 2400px image that has been resized using width and height attributes. It's a portrait (that thankfully has been downsized and compressed so much, that it's barely recognizable (thank goodness, because it's a horrific photo)), as well as a photo of my physical signature. Oh god do I hate emails and email signatures. And fuck my company for wanting emails to look "authentic" and including this stupid ass signature. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] QuazarOmega@lemy.lol 3 points 10 months ago (3 children) With none other than... permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 3 child comments replies: [–] trk@aussie.zone 5 points 10 months ago (2 children) Outlook. In HTML format. With a giant signature that includes an embedded image. Also the image is a 2400px image that has been resized using width and height attributes. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] QuazarOmega@lemy.lol 1 point 10 months ago Oh lord, don't tell me it's also laid out with tables, too? 😭 permalink fedilink source parent [–] Andromxda@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 point 10 months ago Outlook. Thankfully Thunderbird, although most folks here just use the Roundcube web client. With a giant signature that includes an embedded image. They are auto-generated and enabled for everyone. Typical corporate bullshit I guess. Also the image is a 2400px image that has been resized using width and height attributes. It's a portrait (that thankfully has been downsized and compressed so much, that it's barely recognizable (thank goodness, because it's a horrific photo)), as well as a photo of my physical signature. Oh god do I hate emails and email signatures. And fuck my company for wanting emails to look "authentic" and including this stupid ass signature. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] trk@aussie.zone 5 points 10 months ago (2 children) Outlook. In HTML format. With a giant signature that includes an embedded image. Also the image is a 2400px image that has been resized using width and height attributes. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] QuazarOmega@lemy.lol 1 point 10 months ago Oh lord, don't tell me it's also laid out with tables, too? 😭 permalink fedilink source parent [–] Andromxda@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 point 10 months ago Outlook. Thankfully Thunderbird, although most folks here just use the Roundcube web client. With a giant signature that includes an embedded image. They are auto-generated and enabled for everyone. Typical corporate bullshit I guess. Also the image is a 2400px image that has been resized using width and height attributes. It's a portrait (that thankfully has been downsized and compressed so much, that it's barely recognizable (thank goodness, because it's a horrific photo)), as well as a photo of my physical signature. Oh god do I hate emails and email signatures. And fuck my company for wanting emails to look "authentic" and including this stupid ass signature. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] QuazarOmega@lemy.lol 1 point 10 months ago Oh lord, don't tell me it's also laid out with tables, too? 😭 permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Andromxda@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 point 10 months ago Outlook. Thankfully Thunderbird, although most folks here just use the Roundcube web client. With a giant signature that includes an embedded image. They are auto-generated and enabled for everyone. Typical corporate bullshit I guess. Also the image is a 2400px image that has been resized using width and height attributes. It's a portrait (that thankfully has been downsized and compressed so much, that it's barely recognizable (thank goodness, because it's a horrific photo)), as well as a photo of my physical signature. Oh god do I hate emails and email signatures. And fuck my company for wanting emails to look "authentic" and including this stupid ass signature. permalink fedilink source parent