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What shadowy left-wing cabal is funding you? (lemmy.ml)

submitted 11 months ago by bruhbeans@lemmy.ml to c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml

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I'm currently funded by IKEA and looking to get a raise; my LinkedIn antifa group says it'd help if I had a competitive offer.

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[–] ImgurRefugee114@reddthat.com 71 points 11 months ago* (2 children)

I'm sponsored by Big Gay to promote liking cocks. They have a good health plan which includes free prostate exams. The PTO is a bit underwhelming tho; they really expect you to push cockliking 24/7, 365. It's hard

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[–] Vanth@reddthat.com 37 points 11 months ago

It's hard

Sounds like you're doing a good job though. They're lucky to have a hard representative like you.

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[–] olafurp@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

Ahh the Cockliking™ is as hard as it gets

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