Always remove French with sudo rm -rf /* (piefedimages.s3.eu-central-003.backblazeb2.com)
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Post:"When we were discussing the surgery I'd need for my sleep apnea, the surgeon told me I'd never be able to speak French properly because the French R is a uvular sound and I'd no longer have a uvula. ... that's okay? I'm not French? I don't speak French? I've always thought it was the weirdest thing for him to say!" Reply:"Huh. Didn't know you could have French surgically removed."
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[–] 26 points 1 year ago (5 children)

As I understand it, transitioning to maga requires a frontal lobotomy.

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  • [–] 17 points 1 year ago* (4 children)

    To transition from UK english to US english they carefully insert a freedom bullet within your frontal lobe. To do the lobotomy to transition to maga they explode that bullet.

    To transition to Australian English isn’t directly possible, you have to be American English and have your left big toe get bitten by a camel spider, then your children will be born austrialian.

    This is also why australians are afraid of spiders biting their toes, the amount of Australianism that would occur would be to heavy to handle causing the continent to sink.

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  • [–] 8 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Why does Australian start with American English? Leavesa much wider gap to cover than if you started from British.

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