As part of it's trade war surrender to Trump, the EU has promised to lower its vehicle safety standards
(www.transportenvironment.org)
They’ll also have to widen the streets of those picturesque Italian hill towns to accommodate gigantic SUVs.
Those little Piaggio Ape scooter trucks will have to go, of course; they’re no longer safe, given that a Cybertruck could crush one without the driver even noticing. But that’s the price of progress.