Text transcriptionA screenshot of a Reddit post in r/Jokes by u/OneChrononOfPlancks, posted to Tumblr.

Since Vampires are supposedly hurt by holy water, I always wondered why priests don't just say a prayer over every storm cloud, kill the vampires from above. Then I realized why so many Vampires are from Europe...

Someone already blessed the rains down in Africa.

Reply from red-faced-wolf:

I hate it. Bad post. Horrible. Have a terrible day

Reply from scienceandfandoms

I love it. Great post. Fantastic. Have a wonderful day

Since Vampires are supposedly hurt by holy water, I always wondered why priests don't just say a prayer over every storm cloud, kill the vampires from above. Then I realized why so many Vampires are from Europe... Someone already blessed the rains down in Africa.
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[–] [S] 1 point 1 year ago

Hmm, I thought FP might be Focus Point and that this was the rules for Pathfinder 2e. But I couldn't find anything concrete about creating "holy water". The closest I found was a 2nd rank ritual that covers a 40 foot radius around an altar or shrine (or 80 on a critical success) for one year (or 10 years on a crit—choose one of these options on a crit). Or a 2nd level feat that creates up to 3 small containers' worth of holy water as "a temporary effect".

Definitely not gonna be blessing the rains at this rate.

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