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FDA warns public not to eat possibly radioactive shrimp sold at Walmart (abcnews.go.com)

submitted 1 year ago by tonytins@pawb.social to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] Bytemeister@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)

But wait, there's more!

You've seen the Peacock Mantish shrimp with his rock em sock em bopper of doom, but are you ready for Spear Mantis Shrimp, which have a motherfucking HARPOON instead of bashers?!

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[–] Hadriscus@jlai.lu 1 point 1 year ago (1 child)

next you're going to tell me the harpoon is supersonic ??

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[–] Bytemeister@lemmy.world 1 point 1 year ago

It doesn't need to be.

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