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FDA warns public not to eat possibly radioactive shrimp sold at Walmart (abcnews.go.com)

submitted 1 year ago by tonytins@pawb.social to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] Reverendender@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I fully support any people who want to eat radioactive shrimp to be allowed to eat radioactive shrimp

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[–] 0x0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 year ago (1 child)

Do you support their radioactive poop entering the municipal water treatment plant?

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[–] shitwizard420@crazypeople.online 4 points 1 year ago

The more the merrier.

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[–] slaneesh_is_right@lemmy.org 1 point 1 year ago

I assume that people who eat at Walmart eat way wose things on the regular

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