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Any Day Now (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 year ago by jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] calcopiritus@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Ah, just kill half the humans. That will make water consumption go way down. Follow me for more resource-saving tips

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[–] al_Kaholic@lemmynsfw.com 4 points 1 year ago

Found Thanos account liked subscribed for more dumb Hollywood ideas.

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[–] invictvs@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Well, not half. Just a tiny amount, some would say that just 1% is enough.

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