▲ 580 ▼ You typical Node project (lemmy.ml) submitted 1 year ago by cm0002@piefed.world to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev 67 comments fedilink hide all child comments
[+] LostXOR@fedia.io 39 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 child) [deleted] permalink fedilink source hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] onnekas@sopuli.xyz 23 points 1 year ago (2 children) Why not import all code ever created by human kind just in case we might need some of it. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] squaresinger@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago I want to build a kick scooter. For that I need some wheels. So I import the well-known semi-truck framework. From that framework I take some huge wheels. They are too large and too many, but I guess I can make do with them. But I need to attach the wheels to one another, so I import the bridge-building-library, because they have steel bars in there. Lastly, to attach all of that together I import the NASA space ship framework because there's a hand welder in there, that's been deprecated years ago, but it's still rotting away in there because some important products still require the hand welder class for some entirely unrelated use cases. permalink fedilink source parent [–] pinball_wizard@lemmy.zip 8 points 1 year ago ...and then we can grind all the code ever created by human kind into a fine paste, and write a clever algorithm to regurgitate it as a squishy code slurry in response to questions about problems that the standard libraries already solved. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] onnekas@sopuli.xyz 23 points 1 year ago (2 children) Why not import all code ever created by human kind just in case we might need some of it. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] squaresinger@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago I want to build a kick scooter. For that I need some wheels. So I import the well-known semi-truck framework. From that framework I take some huge wheels. They are too large and too many, but I guess I can make do with them. But I need to attach the wheels to one another, so I import the bridge-building-library, because they have steel bars in there. Lastly, to attach all of that together I import the NASA space ship framework because there's a hand welder in there, that's been deprecated years ago, but it's still rotting away in there because some important products still require the hand welder class for some entirely unrelated use cases. permalink fedilink source parent [–] pinball_wizard@lemmy.zip 8 points 1 year ago ...and then we can grind all the code ever created by human kind into a fine paste, and write a clever algorithm to regurgitate it as a squishy code slurry in response to questions about problems that the standard libraries already solved. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] squaresinger@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago I want to build a kick scooter. For that I need some wheels. So I import the well-known semi-truck framework. From that framework I take some huge wheels. They are too large and too many, but I guess I can make do with them. But I need to attach the wheels to one another, so I import the bridge-building-library, because they have steel bars in there. Lastly, to attach all of that together I import the NASA space ship framework because there's a hand welder in there, that's been deprecated years ago, but it's still rotting away in there because some important products still require the hand welder class for some entirely unrelated use cases. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] pinball_wizard@lemmy.zip 8 points 1 year ago ...and then we can grind all the code ever created by human kind into a fine paste, and write a clever algorithm to regurgitate it as a squishy code slurry in response to questions about problems that the standard libraries already solved. permalink fedilink source parent