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[–] 56 points 3 years ago (4 children)

Last year I shit myself while trying to open my door and get to the bathroom.

I dropped my keys while I was trying to unlock the door and ended up with shit in my shoes that I had to throw away.

I never bring that up on dates.

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  • [–] 32 points 3 years ago (1 child)

    This story made my panties wet.

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  • [–] 4 points 3 years ago (1 child)

    I get your point, but I think that's a bit of a false equivalence. You don't tell others of stuff like this likely because it's embarrassing, but what if someone isn't embarrassed of using sex services? Is it really the same thing then?

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  • [–] 4 points 3 years ago (1 child)

    Why would I be embarrassed about that story?

    I share it with my friends because it’s fucking hilarious.

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  • [–] -3 points 3 years ago (1 child)

    I hope I never meet you or your friends.

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  • [–] 2 points 3 years ago (1 child)

    Did this comment make your life any fuller or better in any way?

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