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[–] [email protected] 56 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Last year I shit myself while trying to open my door and get to the bathroom.

I dropped my keys while I was trying to unlock the door and ended up with shit in my shoes that I had to throw away.

I never bring that up on dates.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This story made my panties wet.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Hopefully it’s not shit.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That's a surprising stance coming from SatansMaggotyCumFart

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Okay, Gunt Rigger.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

What an amecdote. Thank you for lightening my mind lol

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

That's a third date story

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I get your point, but I think that's a bit of a false equivalence. You don't tell others of stuff like this likely because it's embarrassing, but what if someone isn't embarrassed of using sex services? Is it really the same thing then?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Why would I be embarrassed about that story?

I share it with my friends because it’s fucking hilarious.

[–] [email protected] -3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I hope I never meet you or your friends.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Did this comment make your life any fuller or better in any way?

[–] [email protected] -1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Does your existence do that for any other persons besides your accomplices?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Enjoy your existence, I’ll enjoy mine.

Have a nice day.