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[–] 64 points 1 year ago (12 children)

Ozzy dragged Hogan down on his way to Hell to do us all a favor

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  • [–] 20 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Don't put him in hell or it's going to kill the vibe down there. Shove him in heaven with all the other insufferable dicks.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago

    I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints, the sinners are much more fun, darlin' only the good die young.

    (Which, if no one's noticed, is about a guy trying to get in the pants of a Catholic school girl.)

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  • [–] 11 points 1 year ago (7 children)

    Dude pulled nearly $200,000,000 for charity giving his last concert. If he deserves to be hell, Hogan should be elsewhere.

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  • [–] 24 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    Ozzy would be there because it's metal, Hogan would be there to suffer.

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

    Ozzy once played a wise badass in a game about ruling hell, Brütal Legend. This is him now aha

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