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[–] 18 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Those fuckers have like nine different types of eyes. Even that tail is one big photoreceptor! Primitive, my ass - you try surviving crawling around in the mud for 400 million fucking years.

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    We call their evolution lazy just cause we're jealous they finished their homework when it was assigned, and we waited until the day it was due. I was evolved to be a primate but now I have back issues because we're bipedal. Smfh

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