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Kash Patel Is Polygraphing FBI Staff to Find Out if They’re Being Mean About Him (www.thedailybeast.com)

submitted 1 year ago by empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] DarkFuture@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Lol. I've lied during lie detector tests and still passed.

Hoping our FBI officials are capable of doing the same.

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[–] Lumisal@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

It'd be funnier if they passed while being as sarcastic as possible just to mess with him

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[–] AAA@feddit.org 6 points 1 year ago

I like to imagine that anyone who works at the FBI, and has the opportunity, would try lying at the polygraph for fun.

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[–] HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 year ago

Of course, "lie detectors" are bunk.

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