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[–] 64 points 1 year ago (29 children)

How do Europeans react to pickpockets?

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  • [–] 73 points 1 year ago (24 children)

    I caught a pickpocket in Madrid with his hand in my girlfriend’s purse. He was directly behind us on the escalator. We just kind of were like “hey not cool,” then had an awkward escalator ride. We were late for a flight, so didn’t really have time to do much anyway.

    I have had stuff stolen in Paris. Mostly, you have no idea it happened until they’re long gone.

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  • [–] 61 points 1 year ago (17 children)

    You caught a man with his hand in your girlfriend's purse, and his punishment was a "hey, not cool" and 15 seconds of awkward escalator?

    No fucking wonder that happens CONSTANTLY when an awkward 15 second escalator ride is the punishment for getting caught.

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  • [–] 15 points 1 year ago* (4 children)

    What do you suggest they should've done instead in that situation? Assault him and get arrested? Report him to the police or airport security and miss the flight while getting the bureaucratic run-around?

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago

    Nah, I suggest they should try aggressively shitting their pants, synchronized with their girlfriend.

    Surely the sound + smell will attract the authority figure they so need, and the situation will resolve itself quickly. Much more effective than a stern look!

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago (11 children)
  • [+] -10 points 1 year ago* (10 children)

    Correct me if I am wrong but isn't average American scared to walk to church without a gun of there are 80 year old homeless people on the way?

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago (7 children)

    I haven’t even seen a gun in years. You’re out of touch with reality.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago (6 children)

    I'm an American and I see guns literally every day. Are you not counting cops, security guards, and soldiers?

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago (5 children)

    I have no reason to come into contact with cops, security guards, or soldiers on a regular basis. I can only assume your “literally” is facetious as well because literally every day is absurd.

    And in the context of replying to someone making claims against the “average American” carrying guns, I think it’s appropriate to omit people carrying for work, yes.

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  • [–] 0 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    Do you not see the guns on people carrying for work? I do in fact literally see guns every single day.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    Do you not see the guns on people carrying for work?

    I didn’t say I don’t see them, I said I would omit them. As in not count them. In direct response to your question.

    I do in fact literally see guns every single day.

    Literally every day? Literally every. Single. Day?

    Even if there’s a cop on every street corner waving his gun in the air, you’ve never stayed home on a saturday? You’ve never gone camping? Never spent the day anywhere where there weren’t guns?

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago (2 children)

    Ok so have you literally not seen a gun in years? Counting carrying for work?

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    I never dropped a literally.

    I have no memory of seeing a gun in the last three years, but I make no claim to a perfect memory. Surely there were guns at the airport, but I didn’t particularly look at them or notice them.

    But again, I am omitting people carrying for work, so I’m not sure why you are bringing it up a third time.

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  • [–] 11 points 1 year ago

    I've been in a situation like that. Street perfomance, many a people. Some guy bumped behind me. I somehow quickly noticed a lack of phone. I told my dad, soon as I realised. He went up to the guy, the guy was all like "eh, he dropped it" or whatever. Feels like they just be awkward

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    It usually isn't worth the time to call the police and wait for them while trying to retain the person(s). If the stolen value is under 400 euros they can only get a fine.

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