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[–] 28 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Brought to you by (us) security researchers who will happily come in and sort out your security issues later. For a very hefty hourly fee.

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  • [–] 9 points 1 year ago

    who will happily come in and sort out your security issues later

    I really doubt anybody will be happy about it, even after considering the size of the fees. And also, you have a very high estimation of the capacity of those people to notice they have to call you, I really doubt it's deserved.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago*

    So I can do programming and find and fix bugs.
    How do I go on to advertise myself to them as a security researcher and get that hefty hourly fees?

    Problem is, I am not very good at fooling people marketing.

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