this post was submitted on 15 Aug 2023
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Dank Memes

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This is the place to be on the interweb when Reddit irreversibly becomes a meme itself and implodes

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[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Forever frozen in rock with a boner. What a way to be remembered!

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Just imagine someone finding it and putting it in a museum. His knob would be pristinely glossy like all the other statues with tits or other grabby parts lol.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

Rub the boner for good luck!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

They don't fall off, they're removed by the priesthood because they're ~~jealous~~ ~~horny~~ pious.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

So is that how we got all those Greek statues? Like they valued small pp, so they sent people to be tested against Medusa, and that's also why they always have this thinking expression, they're trying their best to suppress that boner.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

Even better a covered boner, schrodinger's dong it both is and isn't an absolute baseball bat.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

There is a corpse from the pomeji volcano erruption where the guy tried to errupt something else