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[+] jewbacca117@lemmy.world 170 points 1 year ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (4 children) [deleted] permalink fedilink source hideshow 8 child comments replies: [–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 99 points 1 year ago (2 children) 1/5 stars I didn't have sugar, butter, vanilla, or baking powder, and I substituted the milk with cheddar cheese. Also, I don't have an oven, so I just used a frying pan on the stove top. It turned into an omelet! Would not recommend this cake recipe. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] Landless2029@lemmy.world 28 points 1 year ago 7/11 with rice permalink fedilink source parent [–] slappypantsgo@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago (1 child) It might sound totally insane but this is barely an exaggeration with some of the ones you see submitted there (and I mean ones that aren’t jokes). They will absolutely make tons of substitutions and still rate the recipe based on it. It’s infuriating and should be illegal. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (2 children) This is outrageous. Where are the armed men who come in to take the substituters away? Where are they? This kind of behavior is never tolerated in Boraqua. You cook like that, they put you in jail. Right away. No trial, no nothing. Bakers? We have a special jail for bakers. You're leaving out ingredients? Right to jail. You're editing Michelin Star recipes? Right to jail. Right away. You're whisking too fast? Jail. Slow? Jail. You're adding too much butter for cakes, pastries, you right to jail. You undercook flan, believe it or not, jail. You overcook quiche, also jail. Undercook, overcook. You make an appointment with the food delivery and you don't show up? Believe it or not, jail, right away. We have the best cooks in the world, because of jail. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] slappypantsgo@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago (1 child) Jail is too lenient! Death penalty! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago [Door to walk-in oven slams shut] "Hello, Kaeyghleigh, I'd like to play a game. Next to you are two buttons. One will set the oven to 80F for 350 minutes, the other 350F for 80 minutes. To survive, you'll need to follow instructions carefu-- [whooshing noise as the gas flames flare up in the oven]. Okay, that was fast." permalink fedilink source parent [+] seralth@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (1 child) [deleted] permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 1 point 1 year ago I mean, it still requires heat to caramelize the sugar before mixing ingredients. I'd say that it's cooking by loose definition, or are you arguing that flan should not be made. No judgment either way. I'm just curious. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Asafum@feddit.nl 28 points 1 year ago (1 child) I tried to make fried eggs but I didn't have eggs so I replaced them with ice cream. 0/10 hot ice cream soup isn't fried eggs!! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago But the ice cream obviously had no yolk. So I used yellow mustard. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Rozz@lemmy.sdf.org 12 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 child) How did I not know about that sub! I love hearing about those idiots permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Crazyslinkz@lemmy.world 18 points 1 year ago How did i not know about that sub? I would love hearing those idiots permalink fedilink source parent [–] QuantumSparkles@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 year ago (1 child) Honestly one of my favorite subs ever. Would be nice if we had that one here permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Cethin@lemmy.zip 9 points 1 year ago Be the change you want to see in this world. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 99 points 1 year ago (2 children) 1/5 stars I didn't have sugar, butter, vanilla, or baking powder, and I substituted the milk with cheddar cheese. Also, I don't have an oven, so I just used a frying pan on the stove top. It turned into an omelet! Would not recommend this cake recipe. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] Landless2029@lemmy.world 28 points 1 year ago 7/11 with rice permalink fedilink source parent [–] slappypantsgo@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago (1 child) It might sound totally insane but this is barely an exaggeration with some of the ones you see submitted there (and I mean ones that aren’t jokes). They will absolutely make tons of substitutions and still rate the recipe based on it. It’s infuriating and should be illegal. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (2 children) This is outrageous. Where are the armed men who come in to take the substituters away? Where are they? This kind of behavior is never tolerated in Boraqua. You cook like that, they put you in jail. Right away. No trial, no nothing. Bakers? We have a special jail for bakers. You're leaving out ingredients? Right to jail. You're editing Michelin Star recipes? Right to jail. Right away. You're whisking too fast? Jail. Slow? Jail. You're adding too much butter for cakes, pastries, you right to jail. You undercook flan, believe it or not, jail. You overcook quiche, also jail. Undercook, overcook. You make an appointment with the food delivery and you don't show up? Believe it or not, jail, right away. We have the best cooks in the world, because of jail. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] slappypantsgo@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago (1 child) Jail is too lenient! Death penalty! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago [Door to walk-in oven slams shut] "Hello, Kaeyghleigh, I'd like to play a game. Next to you are two buttons. One will set the oven to 80F for 350 minutes, the other 350F for 80 minutes. To survive, you'll need to follow instructions carefu-- [whooshing noise as the gas flames flare up in the oven]. Okay, that was fast." permalink fedilink source parent [+] seralth@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (1 child) [deleted] permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 1 point 1 year ago I mean, it still requires heat to caramelize the sugar before mixing ingredients. I'd say that it's cooking by loose definition, or are you arguing that flan should not be made. No judgment either way. I'm just curious. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] slappypantsgo@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago (1 child) It might sound totally insane but this is barely an exaggeration with some of the ones you see submitted there (and I mean ones that aren’t jokes). They will absolutely make tons of substitutions and still rate the recipe based on it. It’s infuriating and should be illegal. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (2 children) This is outrageous. Where are the armed men who come in to take the substituters away? Where are they? This kind of behavior is never tolerated in Boraqua. You cook like that, they put you in jail. Right away. No trial, no nothing. Bakers? We have a special jail for bakers. You're leaving out ingredients? Right to jail. You're editing Michelin Star recipes? Right to jail. Right away. You're whisking too fast? Jail. Slow? Jail. You're adding too much butter for cakes, pastries, you right to jail. You undercook flan, believe it or not, jail. You overcook quiche, also jail. Undercook, overcook. You make an appointment with the food delivery and you don't show up? Believe it or not, jail, right away. We have the best cooks in the world, because of jail. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] slappypantsgo@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago (1 child) Jail is too lenient! Death penalty! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago [Door to walk-in oven slams shut] "Hello, Kaeyghleigh, I'd like to play a game. Next to you are two buttons. One will set the oven to 80F for 350 minutes, the other 350F for 80 minutes. To survive, you'll need to follow instructions carefu-- [whooshing noise as the gas flames flare up in the oven]. Okay, that was fast." permalink fedilink source parent [+] seralth@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (1 child) [deleted] permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 1 point 1 year ago I mean, it still requires heat to caramelize the sugar before mixing ingredients. I'd say that it's cooking by loose definition, or are you arguing that flan should not be made. No judgment either way. I'm just curious. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (2 children) This is outrageous. Where are the armed men who come in to take the substituters away? Where are they? This kind of behavior is never tolerated in Boraqua. You cook like that, they put you in jail. Right away. No trial, no nothing. Bakers? We have a special jail for bakers. You're leaving out ingredients? Right to jail. You're editing Michelin Star recipes? Right to jail. Right away. You're whisking too fast? Jail. Slow? Jail. You're adding too much butter for cakes, pastries, you right to jail. You undercook flan, believe it or not, jail. You overcook quiche, also jail. Undercook, overcook. You make an appointment with the food delivery and you don't show up? Believe it or not, jail, right away. We have the best cooks in the world, because of jail. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] slappypantsgo@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago (1 child) Jail is too lenient! Death penalty! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago [Door to walk-in oven slams shut] "Hello, Kaeyghleigh, I'd like to play a game. Next to you are two buttons. One will set the oven to 80F for 350 minutes, the other 350F for 80 minutes. To survive, you'll need to follow instructions carefu-- [whooshing noise as the gas flames flare up in the oven]. Okay, that was fast." permalink fedilink source parent [+] seralth@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (1 child) [deleted] permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 1 point 1 year ago I mean, it still requires heat to caramelize the sugar before mixing ingredients. I'd say that it's cooking by loose definition, or are you arguing that flan should not be made. No judgment either way. I'm just curious. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] slappypantsgo@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago (1 child) Jail is too lenient! Death penalty! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago [Door to walk-in oven slams shut] "Hello, Kaeyghleigh, I'd like to play a game. Next to you are two buttons. One will set the oven to 80F for 350 minutes, the other 350F for 80 minutes. To survive, you'll need to follow instructions carefu-- [whooshing noise as the gas flames flare up in the oven]. Okay, that was fast." permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago [Door to walk-in oven slams shut] "Hello, Kaeyghleigh, I'd like to play a game. Next to you are two buttons. One will set the oven to 80F for 350 minutes, the other 350F for 80 minutes. To survive, you'll need to follow instructions carefu-- [whooshing noise as the gas flames flare up in the oven]. Okay, that was fast." permalink fedilink source parent
[+] seralth@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (1 child) [deleted] permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 1 point 1 year ago I mean, it still requires heat to caramelize the sugar before mixing ingredients. I'd say that it's cooking by loose definition, or are you arguing that flan should not be made. No judgment either way. I'm just curious. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 1 point 1 year ago I mean, it still requires heat to caramelize the sugar before mixing ingredients. I'd say that it's cooking by loose definition, or are you arguing that flan should not be made. No judgment either way. I'm just curious. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Asafum@feddit.nl 28 points 1 year ago (1 child) I tried to make fried eggs but I didn't have eggs so I replaced them with ice cream. 0/10 hot ice cream soup isn't fried eggs!! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago But the ice cream obviously had no yolk. So I used yellow mustard. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago But the ice cream obviously had no yolk. So I used yellow mustard. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Rozz@lemmy.sdf.org 12 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 child) How did I not know about that sub! I love hearing about those idiots permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Crazyslinkz@lemmy.world 18 points 1 year ago How did i not know about that sub? I would love hearing those idiots permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Crazyslinkz@lemmy.world 18 points 1 year ago How did i not know about that sub? I would love hearing those idiots permalink fedilink source parent
[–] QuantumSparkles@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 year ago (1 child) Honestly one of my favorite subs ever. Would be nice if we had that one here permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Cethin@lemmy.zip 9 points 1 year ago Be the change you want to see in this world. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Cethin@lemmy.zip 9 points 1 year ago Be the change you want to see in this world. permalink fedilink source parent