▲ 996 ▼ Tesla Reportedly Has $800 Million Worth of Cybertrucks That Nobody Wants (www.vice.com) submitted 1 year ago by AmbiguousProps@lemmy.today to c/technology@lemmy.world 258 comments fedilink hide all child comments cross-posted from: https://slrpnk.net/post/22132981
[–] GlendatheGayWitch@lemmy.world 126 points 1 year ago (8 children) If nobody wants them, then they are worth $0. permalink fedilink source hideshow 8 child comments replies: [–] tal@lemmy.today 35 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (4 children) You could definitely sell those for more than $0. The batteries alone aren't cheap. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] NotJohnSmith@feddit.uk 39 points 1 year ago So somewhere inbetween as the article says "more than 10,000 units" and "$800m" so they appear to be valuing them at ~$80k/unit which is ridiculously optimistic. My guess is closer to 1/3rd of that value but nobody likes to lose half a billion in the blink of an eye permalink fedilink source parent [–] JennyLaFae@lemmy.blahaj.zone 20 points 1 year ago (2 children) I was debating if I'd be willing to take a free cybertruck, your comment reminded me i could take it straight to the scrap yard permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] barneypiccolo@lemm.ee 6 points 1 year ago A while back, I read an article by a guy who had inherited a SwastiKKKar from an uncle, including free life-time charging. He didn't like the idea of driving a Tesla, but free was free. It wasn't the reactions of others that made him throw in the towel on it, it was the poor build quality. He thought it felt cheap and rattley so he traded it in for a smokin hot Mustang. He lost a fortune over what the car was bought for, but it was free to him, so he didn't care. permalink fedilink source parent [–] match@pawb.social 2 points 1 year ago i don't have full confidence it will make it to the scrapyard permalink fedilink source parent [–] curiousaur@reddthat.com 18 points 1 year ago (1 child) Jokes on you, I'd pay $1 for the lot. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] match@pawb.social 4 points 1 year ago Prepare to pay a $200m fine for littering. permalink fedilink source parent [–] jonne@infosec.pub 3 points 1 year ago They're worth something as scrap, I'm sure. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] tal@lemmy.today 35 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (4 children) You could definitely sell those for more than $0. The batteries alone aren't cheap. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] NotJohnSmith@feddit.uk 39 points 1 year ago So somewhere inbetween as the article says "more than 10,000 units" and "$800m" so they appear to be valuing them at ~$80k/unit which is ridiculously optimistic. My guess is closer to 1/3rd of that value but nobody likes to lose half a billion in the blink of an eye permalink fedilink source parent [–] JennyLaFae@lemmy.blahaj.zone 20 points 1 year ago (2 children) I was debating if I'd be willing to take a free cybertruck, your comment reminded me i could take it straight to the scrap yard permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] barneypiccolo@lemm.ee 6 points 1 year ago A while back, I read an article by a guy who had inherited a SwastiKKKar from an uncle, including free life-time charging. He didn't like the idea of driving a Tesla, but free was free. It wasn't the reactions of others that made him throw in the towel on it, it was the poor build quality. He thought it felt cheap and rattley so he traded it in for a smokin hot Mustang. He lost a fortune over what the car was bought for, but it was free to him, so he didn't care. permalink fedilink source parent [–] match@pawb.social 2 points 1 year ago i don't have full confidence it will make it to the scrapyard permalink fedilink source parent
[–] NotJohnSmith@feddit.uk 39 points 1 year ago So somewhere inbetween as the article says "more than 10,000 units" and "$800m" so they appear to be valuing them at ~$80k/unit which is ridiculously optimistic. My guess is closer to 1/3rd of that value but nobody likes to lose half a billion in the blink of an eye permalink fedilink source parent
[–] JennyLaFae@lemmy.blahaj.zone 20 points 1 year ago (2 children) I was debating if I'd be willing to take a free cybertruck, your comment reminded me i could take it straight to the scrap yard permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] barneypiccolo@lemm.ee 6 points 1 year ago A while back, I read an article by a guy who had inherited a SwastiKKKar from an uncle, including free life-time charging. He didn't like the idea of driving a Tesla, but free was free. It wasn't the reactions of others that made him throw in the towel on it, it was the poor build quality. He thought it felt cheap and rattley so he traded it in for a smokin hot Mustang. He lost a fortune over what the car was bought for, but it was free to him, so he didn't care. permalink fedilink source parent [–] match@pawb.social 2 points 1 year ago i don't have full confidence it will make it to the scrapyard permalink fedilink source parent
[–] barneypiccolo@lemm.ee 6 points 1 year ago A while back, I read an article by a guy who had inherited a SwastiKKKar from an uncle, including free life-time charging. He didn't like the idea of driving a Tesla, but free was free. It wasn't the reactions of others that made him throw in the towel on it, it was the poor build quality. He thought it felt cheap and rattley so he traded it in for a smokin hot Mustang. He lost a fortune over what the car was bought for, but it was free to him, so he didn't care. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] match@pawb.social 2 points 1 year ago i don't have full confidence it will make it to the scrapyard permalink fedilink source parent
[–] curiousaur@reddthat.com 18 points 1 year ago (1 child) Jokes on you, I'd pay $1 for the lot. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] match@pawb.social 4 points 1 year ago Prepare to pay a $200m fine for littering. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] match@pawb.social 4 points 1 year ago Prepare to pay a $200m fine for littering. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] jonne@infosec.pub 3 points 1 year ago They're worth something as scrap, I'm sure. permalink fedilink source parent