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What my boss thinks my job is (discuss.tchncs.de)

submitted 1 day ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

You're such a heartless bastard, depriving those poor foxes in the forest of their food, by sheltering it.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Finally, some criticism that makes sense! I will be sure to start feeding the foxes too. We already feed the birds, squirrels, chipmunks, marmots, bunnies, raccoons, stray cats, fish, black flies, and mosquitoes (with varying levels of 'on purpose').

What is one more species?

Seriously - This cruel bastard spends $500(cad) per month on feeding wildlife in the winter. What a piece of shit. And those raccoon houses we built so they'd be happy further from the house and stop tearing up our insulation? TORTURE FACILITIES filled with soft straw, eggs, fruit, and cat food.