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[–] 76 points 1 year ago (10 children)

Please get this man addicted to Star Trek: The Next Generation.

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  • [–] 29 points 1 year ago (6 children)

    He would deport Geordi, Whorf and Data for not being white. And probably O'Brian for being Irish.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago

    "I am hereby placing a 100% TARIFF on transport fees for any Q visiting from the Q Continuum. As you know, one of them turned me literally orange, 'as a joke'. If this dangerous criminal is found in Federation space again, I have given out orders to immediately apprehend the Q responsible and hold him in Alcatraz Prison. The Q will then be ransomed back to the bloodthirsty murderers of the Q Continuum."

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