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[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 45 points 1 year ago (4 children)

If breathing and eating don't get separate holes, piss and cum certainly aren't getting that luxury

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[–] Mycatiskai@lemmy.ca 11 points 1 year ago (3 children)

At least in males they aren't getting that luxury.

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[–] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 13 points 1 year ago (1 child)

females don't pee

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[–] socsa@piefed.social 6 points 1 year ago

Right, because pee is stored in the balls

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[–] Kazumara@discuss.tchncs.de 1 point 1 year ago

In females it's the same. Skene's glands sit on the urethra.

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