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Trump Admin Considering Giving $10,000 To Each Person In Greenland To Annex The Island (www.latintimes.com)

submitted 4 weeks ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.zip/post/36161826

The Trump administration is reportedly considering giving about $10,000 to each Greenland resident as part of its plan to annex the territory

Archived version: https://archive.is/20250411133253/https://www.latintimes.com/trump-admin-considering-giving-10000-each-person-greenland-annex-island-580455

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[–] [email protected] 55 points 4 weeks ago (4 children)

Get 10k now!!

And all it will cost you is Healthcare, Education, Employee rights and self autonomy!!

What are you waiting for, don't miss out on this one time offer to get 10k!!

[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) (3 children)

They'll either kill them, force them onto reservations or kick them off the island.

And, since Trump is involved, the promised $10k might never get paid.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 weeks ago

Trail of Tears 2 Electric Boogaloo

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 weeks ago

Yeah Giuliani could probably use some of the money Trump owes him so he can pay his own legal fees.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

Or just pollute the hell out of their towns by building strip mines.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 weeks ago

Yeah. As an Aussie, I can't tell you how awesome free/cheap healthcare is

Don't forget Trump also wanted to get rid of generic medicine here in Australia, so it was also cost cheap medicine too

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago

Then we can expel them as immigrants since they were Danish citizens.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 weeks ago

10k*

*minus dealer prep, handling fees, transaction fees, documentation fees, implementation fees, conveyance and escrow fees, and miscellaneous charges and fees.