“We need to get better at treating this like a business,” Acting ICE Director Todd Lyons said, explaining he wants to see a deportation process “like (Amazon) Prime, but with human beings.”

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[–] 31 points 2 years ago (9 children)

Someone find his address and Amazon Prime him the biggest dildo they sell.

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  • [–] 25 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    Waste of silicone. I shan't type out what he really deserves because of the rules, so let your imagination fill in the blank.

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  • [–] 16 points 2 years ago (5 children)

    If you have his address, you should do a lot more with it. This man is organizing a kidnapping and human trafficking program for Americans.

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  • [–] 5 points 2 years ago* (3 children)

    I’m not trying to get sent to the gulag. Someone has to fill my bird feeder or the squirrels will go hungry while they scare away birds.

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  • [–] 4 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    put some chili powder mixed into the bird seed. the birds wont care but the squirrels will.

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