▲ 1709 ▼ Once-in-a-generation (lemmy.ml) submitted 2 years ago by cm0002@lemmy.world to c/funny@sh.itjust.works 190 comments fedilink hide all child comments
[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 34 points 2 years ago (3 children) I bought houses as a child? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 3 child comments replies: [–] P00ptart@lemmy.world 46 points 2 years ago (1 child) What, you didn't use your 1994 influencer money to buy houses? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] D_C@lemm.ee 19 points 2 years ago Pffft, I used money from delivering the morning papers to buy my first house. When I was 11, ELEVEN!! However it was the delivering of milk that really helped me afford my first yacht! Every morning for months I got at 4am to deliver it. That was a hard 3 and a half months I can tell you! You guys should just pull yourselves up by the avocados, and stop eating so many bootstraps!! permalink fedilink source parent [–] baldingpudenda@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago You didn't know to sell one of your beanie babies to pay for a house? That's like wu tangs #1 rule: diversify. Going all in on beanie babies is all fun and games until your divorce has you fighting over the most precious things in your life. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] P00ptart@lemmy.world 46 points 2 years ago (1 child) What, you didn't use your 1994 influencer money to buy houses? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] D_C@lemm.ee 19 points 2 years ago Pffft, I used money from delivering the morning papers to buy my first house. When I was 11, ELEVEN!! However it was the delivering of milk that really helped me afford my first yacht! Every morning for months I got at 4am to deliver it. That was a hard 3 and a half months I can tell you! You guys should just pull yourselves up by the avocados, and stop eating so many bootstraps!! permalink fedilink source parent
[–] D_C@lemm.ee 19 points 2 years ago Pffft, I used money from delivering the morning papers to buy my first house. When I was 11, ELEVEN!! However it was the delivering of milk that really helped me afford my first yacht! Every morning for months I got at 4am to deliver it. That was a hard 3 and a half months I can tell you! You guys should just pull yourselves up by the avocados, and stop eating so many bootstraps!! permalink fedilink source parent
[–] baldingpudenda@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago You didn't know to sell one of your beanie babies to pay for a house? That's like wu tangs #1 rule: diversify. Going all in on beanie babies is all fun and games until your divorce has you fighting over the most precious things in your life. permalink fedilink source parent
