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Bingo of crappy IT processes (lemmy.ml)
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[–] 17 points 2 years ago* (2 children)

Special prize for blackout?

A pizza party from 12-12:30, perhaps?

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  • [–] 15 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    12:15. And you bring your own pizza. Best we can do because budgets been tight after we spent 7 million dollars on the new 3rd party software system. It's turnkey and will solve all our issues right out of the box though.

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  • [–] 5 points 2 years ago

    turnkey /tûrn′kē″/ noun

    1. The keeper of the keys in a prison; a jailer.

    2. A person who has charge of the keys of a prison, for opening and fastening the doors; a warder.

    3. An instrument with a hinged claw, -- used for extracting teeth with a twist.

    Sounds about right.

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